View Full Version : Killer squirrels. (no joke..)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm
they feast for flesh : ( i can smell a new horror movie in the future instead of "The Birds" its "The Squirrels"..)
oh shit..
Don't hurt me :( There are squirrels close to my hoem, but grey ones, I hope they don't go all killer on me too
What the hell O_o Now that's just freaky, i'd hate to live around there. I mean come on, they're JUST squirrels right? I guess we shouldn't underestimate the tiny critters, xP. And there are black squirrels? o.o Never knew that either.
Dale Anthony
06-12-2005, 12:52
Like I've always said. The following scenario IS possible...ahem. I shall use Lei as my Guinea Pig.
*Lei sitting on tree stump, down comes a SQUIRREL*
Lei - Oh...hello there Mr. Squirrel, my name is Lei, what's your name?
Squirrel - *Squeak, Squeak*
Lei - What? You're hungry?...Here have some of my porridge
Squirrel - *Squeak, Squeak*
Lei - You want meat? There's a farm with loads of HORSES and CRABSIES down the ro...ARGH! SQUIRREL EATING MY LEG!
*Lei is eaten by Squirrel*
Squirrel - Now that wasn't very civilised, was it?
Okay, maybe not. But hell, that is a scary thought. I mean, we've only just realised you can get killed by a flu transfered by birds. Now squirrels are gonna reign supreme as the ultimate killers. Just fantastic.
Well the squirrels fled at the sight of humans so they're probably scared of us, though maybe that's because there were alot of people? It's possible they could take us down one by one xP. And still that's scary, squirrels eating meat rather than their usual pinecones (though there was a lack of it so yeah xP). Do they eat ANYTHING besides pinceones as part of the USUAL diet? And again, never knew black squirrels existed.
Chris: YOU WANT ONE? ARE YOU INSANE? It'll probably eat you when you go to feed it or like when you try to get one or whatever. But I suppose it'd be "kind" of cool to have of them. If someone tried to attack you.... DUN DUN DUN! PH34R MY KILLER SQUIRREL! They'd laugh and before they knew there arm would be chewed off xP.
OH GOD! A mixture of the above post and a something else has me hysterical >.>
I find this hilarious, I really do....Oh...Gawd...
Anyway, I don't just find this one article thing hilarious, it's cause me, Hender and Midnight on the way to MK had this hysterical newspaper article of this dog who chased after the squirrel, and it attacked the dog and it needed a straw in its neck (STRAWWWWW NEECKKK) and its owner who was a little girl was really happy and stuff and it was on the news and and and *breathes*
I'm so simple, but it's so funny. =X I love crazy squirrels. But LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN, THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING... *Cant breathe from laughing so much*
Wait the OWNER of the little girl was happy that it's dog had died? Geez that's nice O_o Hey man a DOG just died xP. And we're just talkin' about how cool these killers squirrels are O_o Seriously, like one day the PENGUINS will POAN (xD) those goddamn squirrels, they'll rise from the icy wastelands of Antarctica and KICK j00 ASS...... yes...... o.o
P.S. "it needed a straw in its neck"? Rephrase that - I didn't get it xP.
It was a straw...to drain liquids and stuff. Tharrick knows how to explain it better, he was getting annoyed when we were rolling around his sitting room in hystericals a day later. >_> HEHEHEHE
And the dog didn't die!! It was alive, there was a picture of it and the girl, hugging him.
Dale Anthony
06-12-2005, 13:40
So basically they turned the Dog into a Capri Sun? xD
Well at least the poor thing is okay. That's pretty weird though. I wonder if squirrels have been doing this kinda thing for awhile and we just ain't noticed.
That......is......freaky!!!
crazylegs
06-12-2005, 14:50
OMG what next killer Pigeons
I think its a bogus
No, its not bogus its from the actual BBC site as you can tell if you look at the other links, moron.
No, its not bogus its from the actual BBC site as you can tell if you look at the other links, moron.
you could atleast tell him in more of a polite manner -____________-.. some people dont know.
you could atleast tell him in more of a polite manner -____________-.. some people dont know.
Is it hard to read? He's going around saying that all these bbc news articles are fake, just because the zombie one was.
Anyway, my comment on this after reading it
I can't believe you havent heard of black squirrels before @_@
I've never seen one but i've had about them, never knew them to do that though, it's pretty freaky what things does to people/animals when they havent eaten, all these vegeterian animals could turn into carnivores if they ran out of food, o.o
I don't really want to be eaten by an elephant or something o.o
Some people jump the gun and make mistakes at times.
lol yeah and the gold fish will be a piranha ><! even people kill to get food, its basic in desperate times if you ask me.
Tharrick
06-12-2005, 17:52
you could atleast tell him in more of a polite manner
Call a spade a spade, call an idiot an idiot
i prefer the term ignorant, but if the same ignorance is repeated, call them idiots. :/
Tharrick
06-12-2005, 17:59
And I've already seen the same ignorance repeated several times today.
Dale Anthony
06-12-2005, 17:59
i prefer the term ignorance, but if the same ignorance is repeated, call them idiots. :/
If you're refering to Crazylegs then yeah...that's been repeated on my thread. He's an idiot.
I aint taking sides, but majority wins lol crazylegs, you are on your own :O
This is possibly the coolest thing ive ever read :D mainly because I always knew the squirrels were more dangerous than they looked. I mean its a pity about the dog but its better a stray dog got it than some child.
Spira's_Destiny
06-12-2005, 19:13
ok that is weird killer squriells but how really cares not me of course :D
Right, this is extremely strange. Yesterday, I was on Wikipedia, and I searched for "squirrels". Don't ask why. This report came up...
I'm creeped out. I see this yesterday, and now you talk about it... are you psychic?
damn i wish i had a few of those squierrils but its funny they killed the dog because of a nut shortage. that reminds of the two lions who had tooth aches and killed 30 humans alltogether.
Trigani-Maru-Suke
07-12-2005, 00:57
kinda funny, but weird at the same time. Can you honestly imagine people running down the street yelling,"run! the squirrells are going to eat us all!!!".
Kai Hiwatari
07-12-2005, 11:31
I want one as a pet, will someone buy me one for christmas?
PLEASE? ^^
It sounds odd...At first I didn't believe it....I'm not sure if I still do...Buuuut....I don't know ^^
Can you imagine instead of lion taming, you have, Squirrel Training, and a man puts his fingers in the squirrel's mouth XD
^ and also documentaries on the Discovery and National Geographic Channel (whatever it's called) about one of the most vicious creatures - squirrels, xD. And at the zoo you would see squirrels replacing lions and to view them you'd be at a far distance (well at some zoo over here, the only way to view them is walk over this bridge thing which goes over this big area they are held in) just incase lol.
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