I am teh Speedy Cat

[Speedy Cat]

I'm fast on my paws and quick to pop off at the jaws to any and all who need a swift kick to the balls. Who says I'm laid back? I'll blaze past to burn your skin black while I laugh and take cracks at your mom's tiny rack and your dad's shrivelled nutsack.

You're just an obstacle, but it's all cool; we've all got our own roles to go through. Yours is to be a tool and mine's to trump you like the dumb fool you are, see? It's that easy. Don't be a sleasy bitch that makes me queasy and attack like the heebee jeebees or a genital itch.

I'll chew you up, then spit you out of my mouth like that bite of sour kraught I didn't order with my Chinese take-out.

That wasn't flamming anybody, or everyone. I was just bored so I posted what I came up with... yeah. Hi!.

[alexanderpas]

whoa... that rymes...anyways...welcome to the forums and stick to the rulez and stay away from teh lei... and some other girls.... they bite!
and just a quick note... we have a poem section here... you might like to post some things that come out of your head over there!

and BTW: no offence taken!

[Speedy Cat]

Allright, cool. I have more poems to post. So yeah thanks!

[Dale Anthony]

Holy heck, interesting sounding guy you are. Nice to meet ya. Welcome to HHN.

[TriggerHappi:D]

Whoo, yeah, it did rhyme. o.o Welcome to HHN, Dude. You'll get along along great here...as long as you don't continue to bitch-slap. :D

[Speedy Cat]

Whoo, yeah, it did rhyme. o.o Welcome to HHN, Dude. You'll get along along great here...as long as you don't continue to bitch-slap. :D
It is so hard not too though :P

[Scott]

It is so hard not too though :P

Ah dont worry, with enough pills you'll be able to stop.

Anyway, welcome to the forums and all that, hope you stick around! ^_^

[Dusk]

Welcome to the forums, just a bit of warning stay away from:
Lei - shes crazay
Tsuji - Hes a tranny who LOVES men!
Mirae - she's a horn dog...emphasis on horn >_>
Midi - she will cut you up >_>
Grae - loves big muscles so if you got some, run away!
Scott - loves taking pills [XD!]


but i'm totally sane, so dont worry >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< ^_^;; >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< >_>

[Dr. Aeyze]

Welcome to the forums, just a bit of warning stay away from:
Lei - shes crazay
Tsuji - Hes a tranny who LOVES men!
Mirae - she's a horn dog...emphasis on horn >_>
Midi - she will cut you up >_>
Grae - loves big muscles so if you got some, run away!
Scott - loves taking pills [XD!]


but i'm totally sane, so dont worry >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< ^_^;; >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< >_>


*ahem*
Mmm, yes.... sure >____>;;

[Tsuji]

Welcome to the forums, just a bit of warning stay away from:
Lei - shes crazay
Tsuji - Hes a tranny who LOVES men!
Mirae - she's a horn dog...emphasis on horn >_>
Midi - she will cut you up >_>
Grae - loves big muscles so if you got some, run away!
Scott - loves taking pills [xD!]


but i'm totally sane, so dont worry >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< ^_^;; >_> <_< >_> <_< >_> <_< >_>
I am ...
I repeat myself
NOT A GOD DAMN TRANNY. (EDIT: damn you evil Kaede, you evil Tarutaru, EVIL for editing my post! GO BOTHER AEYZE OR SOMETHING! :P xD)

The rest is true though. :P xD No, that does not include Kedked being sane.
Ahem yeah, so a warm welcome to the forums =D Dont mind what Kedked says sometimes if she sounds weird though, or Lei, or Midi, or you know all of those :P