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Sixthcrusifix

08-08-2005, 02:55

JUST kidding, sorta. Actually I just wanted to get your attention. In the game, the object is to say the weirdest possible thing, the oddest combination of words you can think of. And your goal is to impress or freak out the person below you.

Butternutter cheese freak whore monger slut pant raid! I lick navels of those sniffers! Come hither my gay bird I shall eat thyne fleas! Slap my ass munchy! SLAP IT HARD!

Captain Jack Sparrow

12-08-2005, 23:24

hahaha ok my turn
i have a army of giant killer flowers and giant butterflies that like killing people with shit out of there asses

Sixthcrusifix

13-08-2005, 07:30

lol
Hopscotch Crack-Cocain humping heroin, Mary wanna suck an egg yolk?

Grae

13-08-2005, 07:54

Take my withered stump of a banana and shave it rotten, for it is ghastly beast of pure notorious marple delight. The cook is in the juice swirling and twirling like a petty peppered rhinestone yoghurt scone. Am I not pant?

Sixthcrusifix

13-08-2005, 08:09

Save for Marple (which I have never heard of) That was pretty friggin odd!

Scumbunny whores-a-lot tickly brew belly biting bitches sucky sucky milk for your money!

TriggerHappi:D

17-08-2005, 22:59

Gigantimungus sasauge hairs stirred into a soup of various bodily fluid including the...
oh man, I can't do this. I'm out of here.

Midisama

18-08-2005, 22:50

Oh my god! With a fish hook? You can't fit that in a test tube. Nah the ceiling's all soggy now. Yeah the plumber's been round. He said the windows are fine but we need a new TV. No! The moose is in the oven!

How's that? ^^

Dale Anthony

18-08-2005, 23:51

That's sick, stop poking donkey's with leather tracksuit bottoms. No my Tree is not wearing a jockstrap and I don't fancy dancing into a rubber dingy right now. Whatdya mean they don't offer buses to Area 51?

I hope that's confusing...if not...SHOOT ME!

keiskay

19-08-2005, 05:26

hey crackhead would you like some tea mixed with piss cats are dogs with beer.

im not to creative right now tired.

Sixthcrusifix

23-08-2005, 20:01

Hogey bracket balls snatchers whore lesbian filthy monger. Nipple fricker pick licker. Mayonaise for your beard sir? I like to to think about it in the oven. Double dee knee knockers dingleberry stew.

Alice

12-09-2005, 23:01

penis mushrooms with chocolate shit soup.

Dusk

12-09-2005, 23:10

suga shit covered dumplings with a nutty sensation

Davidonsnake

04-10-2005, 19:44

I can do the most people.Even those with SARS.

Grae

04-10-2005, 22:11

Heres something I actually said today.

"Huh? What did he say? I'm sorry I was flicking my cheese."

Davidonsnake

04-10-2005, 23:48

Thats smoke comming out of your butt.

~UltimateGamer~

05-10-2005, 01:47

Honey glazed balls, rotten sausage smacker, rusty nipple punk, diehrria splatter, toe nail eater.

keiskay

05-10-2005, 02:51

knife eating crackhead smoking puffblower.

Chris

05-10-2005, 17:16

mucus.
pus.
rotten egg stench.
anal.
popping eyeballs.
guts.
hot needles in ears.

Davidonsnake

07-10-2005, 05:28

Chocolate syrup hot.

keiskay

07-10-2005, 17:34

brass monkey funky chunky assmunchy

Davidonsnake

08-10-2005, 16:39

Breast cancer

Sinjin

20-10-2005, 04:55

Hey, that's mean, some people do have that you know! Not me though.

Monkey Butt

TriggerHappi:D

20-10-2005, 05:42

Brittle vagination with eccentric old man diapers on top of French bean-curd onion dip in the pants! :D I tried...

keiskay

31-10-2005, 02:37

assmunch kill butt mom oh crap ohspit you murder like yeha holy zeb random

Niiro

01-11-2005, 17:16

hey is that a toaster in your pocket? does that mean you can make toast no matter where you are? wow toast is awesome, make me some toast, why won't you make me toast? why? make me some, now, fine don't, I didn't want any anyway.....give me toast now! please?aww come-on, huh? what? Ah you don't have bread.....damnit

How's that one then? XD

TriggerHappi:D

02-11-2005, 01:53

Wow, that was...interesting...XD
Big bag of cheesy cream pants on ice with hot salami female platapus's douching their grandma's on slabs of cheese covered in blind mice pelts with vertigo potatoes schnooping Catholic Bastards...
Lol, blind mice pelts...:D

Burfoot Tasslehoff

04-11-2005, 05:46

kender------:p

Dagger

12-11-2005, 01:34

cheese sausage toast eating by goat and gorillas everywhere in da uk of k and da us of s.@ss XD

It's the funniest I can come up with.

Burfoot Tasslehoff

13-11-2005, 20:29

ninja monkeys making mad money driving cars through blazing infernos

TriggerHappi:D

13-11-2005, 21:05

Hellbent cheese sticks biting bloody parrot asses on green goblin chocolate stains melting over a cream cheese fireplace in Barbara Streisands asscheeks.

...

XD

Elf-chan

13-11-2005, 21:24

Cum sucking * BUZZZ* stick < Sorry if this is outta lineT_T

TriggerHappi:D

14-11-2005, 07:18

Juicy orgasm featuring lovely ladies of HellandHeaven smooshed together under my matress eventually becoming very soggy and discouraging me from typing any longer. XD

Burfoot Tasslehoff

15-11-2005, 03:33

good evening (i no isnt it something you wouldnt expect???)

crazylegs

16-11-2005, 13:29

stinky virgin vagina nasty poohole

TriggerHappi:D

16-11-2005, 21:59

....Ew, lol. XD
And Burfoot, you have inspired me! Let's see, something you wouldn't expect...

I love you, Sandra Bullock! ...No? I'll try again next time....