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TriggerHappi:D
31-08-2005, 08:48
Time for some yo mama' jokes! I got one, I got one...

Yo' mama's so fat...
she fell in love and she broke it!
Chris
31-08-2005, 14:05
uuhh

not good with yo mama jokes 'cause I think they're naff and need to be banned from the world but..

yo mama's so fat, her ass has its own post code!

why are we insulting people's mums anyway?
Sixthcrusifix
31-08-2005, 20:04
You're mamma's so ugly that ... that it makes me cry late at night whenI'm in my bed. Sometimes I can't sleep and I picture her face and... The tears just start rolling. I even started a plastic surgery fund for her, I can't be haunted like this forever.... SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!
Strider
01-09-2005, 04:43
Your momma....LOL! you just got burned!
Big Boss
01-09-2005, 05:10
Pfft...this is how we gonna do this.

Yo' mama reminds me of a stop sign, she's on every corner.

Yo' mama is so dumb, that she climbed over a glass wall just to see her friend.

Yo' mama is so fat, that she had to make another trip to get her other ass cheek.

Yo' mama is so fat, that she has ten other fat people orbiting around her.

(Don't worry, I'm not referring to anyone's Mother)
Tsuji
01-09-2005, 08:16
Pfft...this is how we gonna do this.

Yo' mama reminds me of a stop sign, she's on every corner.

(Don't worry, I'm not referring to anyone's Mother)
Best one I heard yet XD :D Lol

Er...how about...
Yo' Mama's so fat, that whenever she comes down the street wearing a raincoat, all people yell "TAXI!!"

Er...yah thats the only one I know really :P
Trigani-Maru-Suke
01-09-2005, 08:57
Your mamma is so fat when she jumped for joy.....................she got stuck.

Only one I can think of atm that hasn't been said XD.
Sixthcrusifix
01-09-2005, 10:05
Yo' Mamma's a Crack Hoe and I'm her pimp daddy! How does that make you feel!? Do you need to haver a heart to heart? Cuz I'm here if you need to talk about it.... son.
Big Boss
01-09-2005, 11:16
Yo' Mamma's a Crack Hoe and I'm her pimp daddy! How does that make you feel!? Do you need to haver a heart to heart? Cuz I'm here if you need to talk about it.... son.

You try to hard man...XP

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Yo mama is so fat, that God can't even raise her spirit.

Yo mama is so fat, they have to take her to Sea World so she can get baptized.

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a cup to go see Juice

(The last one is referring to a movie that stars Tupac Shakur)
keiskay
08-09-2005, 06:12
yo mamas so fat that when shes on the beach people yell beached whale
Hex
09-09-2005, 02:54
Yo' mamma's so fat, that she's fatter than MY momma's momma!!! LOL!!! ROFL!!! YAYYYY!!!
TriggerHappi:D
09-09-2005, 04:20
Would you like a joke book, Alchemist? lol, nah, I'm kidding...
Uh..Yo' mamma's so fat, instead of pocket lint, she has pocket "sweaters." HAHHAHA!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Big Boss
09-09-2005, 23:54
Alright...this thread has outlived its purpose...

I'll just sign off with this one once more.

Yo mama, reminds me of a stop sign, she's on every corner.
Hex
10-09-2005, 00:39
Yo' mamma has so much dandruff, that when she went to the store on a hot summer day, a person asked her "is it snowing outside?"
TriggerHappi:D
10-09-2005, 00:41
Why a hot summer day?
Hex
10-09-2005, 00:42
because there would be no snow.
TriggerHappi:D
10-09-2005, 00:45
Oh...I get it...I think.
alexanderpas
10-09-2005, 01:57
Yo' mamma is so fat that she needs a reinforced concrete chair to sit on...
just like my character....
Sixthcrusifix
10-09-2005, 11:46
Yo' mamma is so fat that she needs a reinforced concrete chair to sit on...
just like my character....


gee.... I guess me and you have the same kind of humor.


Your momma is so fat, that she can't even walk. She has to roll, It's so funny. I actually sold tickets once when your mom was out for a jog, it's actually kind of cute. She's like a big hamster ball with heart disease. But seriously, she should see a docter about that.
crazylegs
16-11-2005, 11:52
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
TriggerHappi:D
16-11-2005, 12:17
Lol, good one. :D

Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were sexiness, she'd be me! XDXDXD!!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!!!Oh my god, the pain! THE PAIN!!!
crazylegs
16-11-2005, 14:55
hahaha real funny

but
Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
Rasler+
01-04-2007, 16:15
Yo mama's so fat, the black parade can't even carry her! lol...

I love Yo Mama!